10 Wrestlers Who Could End Up In Donald Trump's White House Cabinet

9. Secretary Of The Treasury - Paul Burchill

Upon hearing of this cabinet position Trump’s heart will skip a beat. ‘So it’s true’ he’ll think, ‘The Simpsons were right. There really is treasure buried in the White House.’

But the Donald will have too much on his hands, he will be far too busy to actually find the treasure himself. So he’ll do what he does best and hire somebody else to do the work for him.

Bobby Lashley’s former valet will charter Air Force One over to the UK, track down Paul Burchill and get him straight back to the States to track down the loot.

Burchill will have to act fast and find the treasure before another boss decides his pirate costume isn’t entertaining enough and encourages him to become romantically involved with a relative.