10 Wrestlers Who Were Shoot PISSED As Soon As The Match Finished

9. The Undertaker

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Again: imagine you're at work.

You're sat at your desk. Someone has agreed in advance to make you a hot drink after you did the last round. This person is blabbing some crap to somebody or other, paying no attention whatsoever, and they trip up and pour boiling hot coffee over your lap.

Or, you're walking upstairs to get to the kitchen. You use common sense and stick to whichever side of the road you drive on. That's an easy way of doing things, correct? Not that it matters; you're quite some distance away from your colleague, who is now walking down the stairs. The problem is that they're something of an oaf, and getting on a bit, and they accidentally shoulder barge you on the way down. You fall backwards and bruise your spine, and you think to yourself: "It's a good job this knacker only does admin, and doesn't get paid not to hurt people".

At Super Show-Down 2019, WWE's relentless short-term thinking became something less than lazy or counterproductive: it became extremely dangerous. Goldberg has always had a problem siphoning his adrenaline, and here, he exploded into the ring post and almost smashed his head open. Afterwards, with his bearings f*cked, he almost dropped 'Taker on his head with a King's Road version of the Jackhammer.

Since he's more Kizarny than Kobashi, this nearly proved disastrous, and 'Taker, having narrowly avoided a horrific injury, sat up at the finish wearing an expression that seemed to read: "F*ckin' dubya see dubya".

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