10 Wrestlers With GIGANTIC Balls

8. Darby Allin

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For a completely unique and modern breed of pro wrestling star, Darby Allin's balls are sculpted in the traditional sense.

In an interview with the press last year, Allin, before he emerged as a star, completely buried both WWE and EVOLVE - the gateway and the destination to the most money - equipped with the knowledge and determination that he didn't need them. He said EVOLVE lowballed him for his crazed, painstaking efforts, while WWE would book him as a creepy man "jacking off in a boiler room or something", and it's hard to envision the WWE version of Allin without Rowan's spider.

Allin is also quite unhinged with his skateboarding background. He takes harsher falls than even the old, concrete WWF ring once barely absorbed as a recreational activity. He still does this in his spare time, risking his pro wrestling career to feel alive through his half-dead shell. He's an outstanding talent who adapts his outrageous risk level into his 'Relentless' character, propelling himself into drastic situations headfirst with daredevil velocity.

Darby Allin, simply, has bones of steel, much less balls.

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