We've already established that pyramids are evil when it comes to people who believe in the Illuminati. They represent all of the power in the world being held by only a small number of people (the top of the pyramid) and then being dealt out to the rest of us as the Illuminati see fit. Well, who is the one wrestler who makes the sign of a pyramid the most? Your favorite yoga guru, Diamond Dallas Page. DDP has been making a diamond gesture with his hands for over a decade. He even used a couple of people who were using the symbol on music albums, so he's kind of protective of his "Bang!" pose. Conspiracy theorists say this is no accident and Dallas Page is not as friendly as he seems. You see, he's not making the sign of a diamond at all, he's making the sign of a pyramid. He's convincing our young people to do the same and, by doing that, he's teaching them to accept the Illuminati's teachings of "power for us and none for you" while smiling like a goof the whole time.
