26. Do Try This At Home, Kids
Roman opened the show in earnest with an emotional promo, talking about how the WWE Championship had been a dream of his since he was a child. He told a charming anecdote about himself and the Usos wrestling around the house as kids, until one Uso broke a coffee table with the other Uso, and they were forced to take their antics to the garden, the swimming pool, and the trampoline. You can just imagine the guys behind WWE's "don't try this" campaign crying into their beers - their non-alcoholic beers, while they tighten their cycling helmets and adjust their water wings, because safety's hilarious, right Roman fans?