10 WWE Joke Pushes That Stopped Being Funny
5. Clowns R Us Vs The Royal Family
Vince McMahon's aforementioned obsession with little people didn't start with Hornswoggle. Nor did it with the seven figures of fun he employed in 1994 to drag the a*se out of a woeful feud between Jerry Lawler and Doink, but the hard 1970s/80s graft of Little Beaver, Haiti Kid, Lord Littlebrook etc were a lifetime away from the New Generation's take on miniature action.
Clinging on to Doink's leg and dragging the character into the ideas gutter in 1994, Dink had already been bothersome before 'Wink' and 'Pink' joined him to help even the odds against Lawler's abused crew 'Sleazy', 'Cheesy' and 'Queasy' - named presumably after Vince McMahon, his sense of humour and how it made people feel, respectively.
The eight human cartoons came together for a Survivor Series match that over-achieved by delivering one genuine laugh (Lawler countering Doink and Dink's chicken-fight challenge by getting on one of his partner's shoulders made for mumbled mirth), but otherwise stunk out an arena that was already filled with bullsh*t thanks to McMahon's tacked-on Texas theme du jour.