10 WWE Money In The Bank 2020 Impulse Reactions
3. Asuka Vs. Shayna Baszler Vs. Nia Jax Vs. Dana Brooke Vs. Lacey Evans Vs. Carmella
...until two people are thrown from a building and nobody is even given the time to give a single sh*t. But more (?) on that later.
One half of a weird Wacky Races comedy that categorically failed to be either cartoonish or earnestly amusing, the key spots from the women's match saw Asuka getting a head start on the field then still take an age to make it to the same point as them with the help of a lift, Dana Brooke slip on a wet floor and grab a briefcase full of cash from a meeting room instead of the one on the roof, Nia Jax left "drooling" on the floor
Stephanie McMahon was given a p*ss-weak zinger and Shayna Baszler nearly choked out Rey Mysterio in what proved to be only the second most brutal attempt on his life in the match, all before Asuka surprisingly scooped the briefcase in a sort of climactic conclusion with King Corbin of all people.
Hard pass on all of it, including its other half...