10 WWE Questions You Most Want Answered (Oct 20)
5. Adam's Question
Alright, let's get this out of the way. I've chosen to run a Chinese restaurant, and rather than provide just one signature dish, I'll give each wrestler's speciality. Some of these were too good to let go, okay?
First of all, majority shareholder The Rock believes in giving back to the people, and has therefore introduced customisable bread-based starters. You choose your own fillings, sauces, and so on. They're called 'Know Your Rolls'. Let's move on.
This is slightly cheap, but I've included Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks as one answer. They've use their considerable East Asian experience to infuse the classic 'Pullet Club' sandwich with all manner of exotic flavour. Not a fan of chicken? Nick and Matt have got you covered, with their budget 'More Bang For Your Duck' menu.
Finally, new customers would be advised to stay away from 'The BBQ Rib'. It's merely a distraction while head waiter Randy Orton fills your gym bag with the condiment in question.
The name of the restaurant - as per the majority owner's demands - is 'What The Wok Is Cooking'.
I hope you're happy.