10 WWE Superstars With Terrible Entrance Themes
5. The Ascension - Rebellion
Bland and hum-drum metal that you'd have to listen to three hundred times on repeat to become remotely familiar with, The Ascension's theme ascends to the very heights of mediocrity. As a team, Konnor and Viktor are falling further and further into the abyss of obscurity, and their trashy metal soundtrack does very little to help them.
It might be one of the heavier themes in modern day WWE, but it's also one of the least dynamic and recognisable ones at that. It lacks the musical range of The Authors of Pain's song, or the maddening and quite frankly bizarre qualities of SAnitY's. It might elicit a response in the most die hard Ascension fan (I know you're out there, all both of you), but for the rest of us, it generates little more than a sigh. Quite fitting, then, that we only get to hear about ten seconds of it these days.