11 Sexiest World Champions In WWE History

2. Steve Austin

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Everybody likes a bit of rough now and again, and the Texas Rattlesnake is definitely that.

A far cry from pretty boys like Shawn Michaels and Roman Reigns, Austin's shaved skull and no-frills goatee mark him out as a breviloquent brute who just oozes manliness.

He's a stunner, all told. Look, there's a picture of him stroking a beaver. Make of that what you will.

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