12 Best WWE Insults Of 2016

9. "Size Does Matter"

Ahead of the Fatal 4-Way match to decide a new Universal Champion, the four men involved opened up Raw to put forward their arguments as to why they were going to win tonight. Seth Rollins was still playing the irritating heel at this point, and the floor was given to Kevin Owens, Roman Reigns, and Big Cass.

It was interesting to see Big Cass involved in such a situation, but he more than held his own. He played up the fact he is seven-feet tall and also that one isn't able to be educated into such a position, before turning to Rollins and informing him that yes, "size does matter".

Chortle chortle, penis jokes! Well, I guess they are acceptable now and then. For those who have successfully removed it from their memory, revealing photographs of Seth Rollins were leaked a number of years back, and the running joke at the time was that Rollins was lacking in the pork sword department.

Wait, Big Cass was actually just talking about height? Boy do I feel silly now...

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