12 Conclusions From WWE RAW (June 22)

6. The US Title Should Become The Canadian Title

If Kevin Owens pulls out the victory at Battleground, this is the booking decision that makes the most sense. Lance Storm did this in WCW, but it was long enough ago for a lot of WWE fans to have either forgotten about it or be ready for it to happen again. It would make plenty of sense, seeing as KO put emphasis on his nationality with whatever it was he said to Cena in French. And, he's stomped on the Cenation Leader's belt twice, lest we forget. Jack and Jacques are replacing the Stars and Stripes on the front of that title, folks. The rest of modern languages class fell kind of flat. Cena showed the WWE Universe that he too could speak a little French. And Chinese, for whatever reason (probably the next target for subscriptions to the WWE Network), before getting 'kick your ass' in sign language all wrong.
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As a long-time WWE fan, I have always enjoyed watching men pretend to beat each other up while wearing spandex. Extra points for facepaint, none for tassels. I love all things sci-fi. If there's a 'Star' somewhere in the title, I'll probably dig it. I'm a huge football fan too. For my sins, I support Manchester United.