12 February WWE PPV Matches That Totally Sucked

1. Scott Steiner Vs. Triple H (No Way Out 2003)

Ah yes, the golden era of wrestling in which Triple H wrestled the worst matches of his career, against a WCW reject in Scott "Big Poppa Booty Daddy Pump Freak" (or something like that) Steiner. If the first abortion of a match at the 2003 Royal Rumble was not bad enough, some high-ranking official (rhymes with Schmince McFran) thought it was a good idea to have them wrestle a second time at No Way Out in February. In front of a typically smarky Canadian crowd. Both performers were blown up early and Steiner was so clearly not ready to be in the ring, the rust he incurred from sitting on the sidelines while rehabbing a foot injury not shaken off, that it became embarrassing to watch him try to keep up with a Triple H who was hardly at his peak physical conditioning (he was suffering muscle injuries at an alarming rate). A slow moving, disjointed match that improved just slightly over the negative four-star match from the previous month, it remains one of the worst title defenses of Triple H's career. That is, until he works Roman Reigns at this year's WrestleMania. Or so the Internet tells me...
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Erik Beaston is a freelance pro wrestling writer who likes long walks in the park, dandelions and has not quite figured out that this introduction is not for Match.com. He resides in Parts Unknown, where he hosts weekly cookouts with Kane, The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango and The Boogeyman. Be jealous.