12 February WWE PPV Matches That Totally Sucked

8. Nidia Vs. Jamie Noble (No Way Out 2004)

Poor Nidia. The girl was blinded when Tajiri blasted her in the face with his black mist (get your minds outta the gutter) and the love of her life, West Virginia's proudest export Jamie Noble, used her as an object to help him win matches. Eventually, she became wise to his game, revealing that she was no longer blind and challenged him to a match. WWE could have used the bout as an excuse to put a woman over. Yay for equality. Instead, they booked a match where the bad guy was blindfolded and STILL managed to beat her. Of course he cheated, but who is counting? The end result proved that good could not conquer and that women were inferior to men inside the ring...even when their opponent can't freaking see. Add to it the fact that the match was full of kicks, punches and shenanigans that would be better suited in a D-level ABC Family sitcom than a wrestling match and you have the recipe for an awful excuse of a match.
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