1. Happy Humphrey
None other than Happy Humphrey. Beginning his wrestling career in 1953 by wrestling a BEAR, two things defined "Squasher Humphrey": his uncommon strength, but mostly, his much more uncommon size. Averaging at 750lbs during his unsurprisingly short career but even in one case going over a downright gargantuan 900lbs, it likely comes as no shock he tops this list. Evidently he had quite the well of wrestling knowledge, he unfortunately couldn't properly apply his own knowledge in such a grossly obese body. Resigned to a red-faced waddle, you'd be equally shocked to realize the ropes could take his ridiculous weight than the fact that he could actually break out into a run, even if it only happened in very short bursts. His move-set was an embarrassing caricature of even other giants, throwing large clubbing blows that anyone with functioning eyes could dodge and spending more time struggling to his feet than anything else. Humphrey's bouts were anything but masterpieces, but he proudly held the title of "World's Largest Wrestler". Which other immobile stars deserve mention on this list? Share your own picks below in the comments thread.