12 Perfect Ways To Retire Current WWE Gimmicks (And How)

5. Sheamus

Jesus. Sheamus looks stupid in a bad way, right? Like in a frustratingly hard to connect with him in any other way than "JESUS MAN, YOU LOOK SO INCREDIBLY STUPID I DON'T WANT TO BOO YOU" sort of way, right? We're in agreement here, right? In an ideal world, stealing Cesaro and Chris Hero's indy wrestling tag name of the Kings of Wrestling and applying it to Barrett and Sheamus as a tag team is the best idea. Hell, Sheamus can keep the mohawk, but the nose ring and chin braids? Yeah, that's gotta go...
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Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.