12 WWE SummerSlam 2019 Results Predictions

8. Stratus Stares At The Clouds

WWE SummerSlam 2019 Results Predictions
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The industry's grand tradition dictates that retirees leave the business on their backs. That doesn't necessarily extend to bona fide legends bowing out against the array of modern mooks amongst WWE's ranks - see Taker, Under - but Charlotte is no joke, and Trish Stratus almost entirely without ego. Especially when, if she's being honest, Flair is her superior in every department.

For a woman who worked so very hard to raise the esteem of the women's division, she'll likely consider it a huge privilege to bow out to her natural successor, a legitimate trailblazer herself and amongst the finest female competitors the company has seen. Whether it's actually Stratus' last match may depend on Saudi softening of their institutionalised misogyny, but for now, retirement means defeat.

Prediction: Did you know stratus are the lowest of clouds, typically 2000m above ground? Oh, and Charlotte's obviously winning.

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