13 Ups & 0 Downs From Last Night's WWE SmackDown
10. Keep It Squashy, Stupid
Speaking of big, beefy boys, Heavy Machinery looked good in their squash victory over The B-Team, putting Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel away in approximately three minutes.
After pulling down the straps the other week, Otis has gone from a singlet to trunks. The sheer size of this absolute unit is something else. Once again, he was positioned as the match's star, making the hot tag to Tucker after The B-Team had worked their heat on Heavy Machinery's more athletically impressive competitor, then running wild with personality-packed offense, shaking the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior and nailing a crowd-popping Caterpillar. From there, the Compactor was elementary.
Heavy Machinery are the definition of a fun little midcard act. Tucker can work, Otis is a ridiculous weirdo, and their matches are never long enough to expose any weaknesses they may still have. Let's keep their train rolling.