13 WTF Moments From WWE NXT TakeOver: San Antonio
10. Is That What I Think It Is?
This simply looks too thick to be a script of the nights events, so we can only assume that Paul Ellering took his morning newspaper down to the ring with him for the biggest match he's been involved in for quite a while.
Why must we assume this? Well, since LOD'S former coordinator looks like an unmasked Scooby-Doo villain, this has to be the newspaper he tells those meddling kids to 'get off his yard' with.
He would have got away with it if he didn't ruffle his leather jacket with so much velocity that it rode up his back.
Or maybe he had it with him because it was an integral part of his gimmick in years gone by... who knows, I'm too young to remember back that far.