13 WWE Superstars If They Were Heavy Metal Bands

2. Brock Lesnar Is...Five Finger Death Punch

It's big, it's basic, it sure as hell ain't pretty*, but god damn does it get the job done. Are we talking about one-man decimation machine Brock Lesnar or five-man decimation machine Five Finger Death Punch? It could be both! That's kinda how this works. Have you been paying attention?! Put simply, there is no better musical match for the man that puts "wrecking the sh*t out of stuff" at the top of his CV. Brock Lesnar is war, and when he walks to the ring, you know that there's not gonna be a clinical, super-technical amateur wrestling classic; there's gonna be a beatdown. An unholy, ungodly, bone-breaking beatdown. As for Five Finger Death Punch? Their music is made to break stuff to, whether it be your own jaw as you stupidly fling yourself into a moshpit that you are way too old/small/skinny/drunk for, or your soundtrack to blowing the crap out of stuff on Call Of Duty. After all, Dying Breed could be a great soundtrack for a Brock Lesnar highlight reel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_MGDhIGAs *Dear Mr Lesnar and all members of FFDP. We're not saying you're not pretty. We're saying your wrestling/music isn't pretty. And we like both. So please don't come and beat us up. Please?
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