13 WWE Superstars If They Were Heavy Metal Bands

10. Kane Is...Rammstein

This one's obvious, right?! You have Kane: a methodical, heavyweight, menacing monster who's obsessed with setting stuff on fire. Then you have Rammstein: a methodical, heavyweight metal band who are obsessed with setting stuff on fire. See where we're going with this? You can't mess with perfect chemistry, folks! In a parallel universe, if we squint our ears (that is not a thing but bear with us) really hard, we could almost imagine the German titans soundtracking their own spin on Kane's iconic original entrance music. Come on, you know it makes sense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo
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