13 WWE Superstars If They Were Heavy Metal Bands

7. Chris Jericho Is...Bon Jovi

And no, we're not just saying that because of this classic CM Punk cuss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2rtdCnyaFA Jericho is loud, he's showy, he's shamelessly over the top and he's cocky as hell - but he backs it up every time he gets in the ring and, it could be said, has only got better with age. He's the ultimate wrestling showman, and he knows how to work a crowd, which brings us to our next point... Have you been to a Bon Jovi gig in the last five years?! They're freakin' amazing! Jon himself is a consummate showman (remind you of anyone?), the band in general have enough massive hits to knock out Godzilla and, whatever happens, you know you're going to leave those shows entertained. It's two veteran acts doing what their respective games do best, so it's an easy fit. No arguments; just get your fist in the air and work those lungs, baybay! (And yes, we know it's tenuous at best to call Bon Jovi a heavy metal band but they rule and it's fine so shut up). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOUtsybozjg
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