The late Brian Pillman was well-known among his peers for being a bit of a loose cannon, so much so that he parlayed that into a successful wrestling character that made a point out of blurring the lines between reality and kayfabe. He was notorious for his stunts in and out of the ring, and was such tale was shared by former WWE anouncer Jim Ross. While working a show for WCW, Brian came up to JR and told him he had to speak to him in private about an urgent matter. Ross said he had no idea what his issue was, adding that he had his share of problems with the ladies. Pillman lured Ross away from the other wrestlers and into the bathroom, where he swung open a stall door to reveal "the longest uninterrupted piece of human waster known to man". JR said it was easily 18 inches long, describing Pillman's effort as "meticulous because he knew something special was happening". The man formerly known as Flyin' Brian even sought out one of the ring crew workers and forced them to stand guard outside the stall for the ENTIRE AFTERNOON so he could bring everyone he encountered one-by-one back to the stall and show them his masterpiece. Loose Cannon, indeed.
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