16 Classic WWE Finishers That Can't Win A Match In 2015

6. Asiatic Spike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40chj4FF_tA Used To Deadly Effect By: Terry Gordy, Ernie Ladd, Kevin Sullivan, Don Muraco, Meng, Glacier, Killer Khan Oh, man. The mysterious asiatic/oriental/whatever spike, in which a thumb is pressed into your neck, causing you to DIE. They'd call out a stretcher and everything. If you think it's ridiculous that lightly pushing a digit into the side of someone's neck was treated as a potentially life-threatening maneuver, you've clearly never been to Asia, where people know how to kill you with their thumbs. Anyway, Meng used a variation known as the Golden Spike, which is the exact same maneuver augmented with a little gold lamé thimble. Unfortunately, there was never a satisfying payoff to it. If the regular version is life-threatening, then the upgrade has to be instant death. Just like on some random episode of Saturday Night, Brad Armstrong takes it and his head explodes. That's how you protect a finish.
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