10. No Little Jimmy No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSkc8HQj004 This coming together of two perfect comedy storms took place in August 2012, at the height of the delusional R-Truth's fixation on his imaginary friend 'Little Jimmy', and at the height of heel Daniel Bryan's rage-fuelled demand that the crowd stop shouting YES! at him. Bryan is introduced to Little Jimmy, and promptly smacks the invisible little boy in his transparent face, causing Truth to bug out like a startled crayfish. Bryan then suckerpunches - suckerkicks? - R-Truth to begin the match... but the former NWA world heavyweight champion is crazy like a fox, and in a rare lucid moment soon gets the upper hand, taking advantage of Bryans own instability to get the count-out win. Danielsons dawning, rage-filled horror as he realises that hes lost the match is a thing of beauty.
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