16 Match Star Ratings For WWE WrestleMania 39
3. The Miz. Vs. Shane McMahon
The Miz once again annoyed Snoop Dogg, who once again summoned a surprise impromptu opponent.
Here comes the money!
Shane McMahon entered the ring, blowing himself up in the process, and threw his awful punches somewhere in the vicinity of the Miz. He then blew his quadricep muscle on a drop-down and leapfrog.
There goes the money.
Star Rating: Minus ★★★★★
The idea, presumably, was for Shane to win and for the Miz to erupt in Snoop's face before getting his own punched. Using tremendous instincts, Snoop pressed fast-forward and decked him anyway before finishing him off with an intentionally bad and funny People's Elbow.
Star Rating: ★★★¼
A second consecutive WrestleMania ended in disaster for a McMahon.
And you swine think they can't do long-term storytelling.