16 Teams That Prove WWE Should Run A Trios Tournament

Heavy Machinery is one of NXT's most unexpectedly fun acts, a pair of beefy weirdos who can't stop screaming threats in the form of buffet metaphors. So far they haven't met a team who can stand up to their unique brand of physical dynamism. Dylan Miley, despite his goofy child star name, has proven to be just as much of a juggernaut in his as-yet limited NXT appearances.

How They'd Fare: Despite the team's unparalleled brawn, Dylan Miley's instability would prove to be their undoing. Other than his freakish strength, all we know about Miley is that he's a) bad at teamwork, and b) easily frustrated, and that's enough to predict a first round elimination.