16 Teams That Prove WWE Should Run A Trios Tournament

10. The Colóns (Carlito, Primo, Epico)

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Primo and Epico have been a bland-but-competent presence on WWE television since 2011. In that time, they've been time share sales reps and bull fighters, but rarely threatening and never compelling. Perhaps the long-overdue return of their cousin Carlito could light a fire under them and help them to write a new chapter of the Colón family legacy.

How They'd Fare: Not too impressively. The Colóns have been prominent figures in WWE's tag scene a number of times, but it's almost always as a result of a general low tide in that division. They won't made it past the first round, but someone's getting covered in apple sputum.

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