The Movie: Take Brock Lesnar and drop him in any foreign country for box office gold as he mows down thousands of generic enemy soldiers with a giant machine gun in a classic 80s throwback to the politically incorrect action films of the era. Why It'd Be Awesome: Bear in mind that John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) only killed one person in the original movie (and that one was an accident), so this film will instead be taking a greater cue from its more blood-thirsty and over-the-top sequels. Lesnar is legitimately the toughest wrestler in the WWE, so surely no superstar on the roster is better-suited to play a one-man army, unleashing havoc on a tyrannical dictator and his sizable but incompetent military in the name of freedom. What about having Paul Heyman play a Colonel Trautman-type (Richard Crenna) character who has to recruit him back into the fold? Or maybe Heyman is still Brock's agent, and brokers a deal with the U.S. government to use his very special set of skills out in the field. Brock loves to hunt in real life, so it's already known that he looks the part with a gun. What could go wrong?
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