2. Heath Slater Stars In A Rootin' Tootin' Comedy-Western
The Movie: Heath Slater dons a cowboy hat, grabs a toothpick and plays the most ridiculously bumbling outlaw you've ever seen. Oh, and of course, he has to sing, too. The movie's title can't be anything other than One Man Band, naturally. Why It'd Be Awesome: Slater is one of the WWE's most criminally under-used wrestlers: despite his relatively minimal presence these days, he's tried his hardest to make his gimmick work, hurling himself into a rather undignified role that demonstrates his solid mic skills and ability to play up to a goofball persona. He could be the Paul Blart: Mall Cop of gunslingers, though minus the fat jokes and (hopefully) lowest common denominator humour. He's certainly got untapped talent, and a movie could totally reveal it, though Vince would never dare give him the shot.
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