18 Reasons Why Last Night's WWE Raw Was An Absolute Mess

11. Jobbers Collide

Heavy Machinery are the bushwhackers now and it sucks bye
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Hey, look! Another match you, the professional wrestling fan, have been conditioned into giving precisely zero sh*ts about!

Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins lost to the Lucha House Party in three minutes. The execution was fine, but again, why would anyone care? Hawkins is the company's biggest loser, Ryder hasn't been relevant in years, and the overly-gimmicked Lucha House Party have done nothing since arriving on Raw. Even the lackadaisical tones in which the announcers commentated on this bout presented it as something that should be fast-forwarded past on DVR.

Your writer would like the hope there's a future for both teams in Raw's tag division, but this ain't it, chief.

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