As Austin Aries makes his way out to the ring to battle EC3, Josh comments on what everyone watching is thinking in an attempt to paper over how ridiculous it is. "All the net nerds are saying 'Why is Austin Aries out here? He lost to Rockstar Spud in a Career vs. Name match. How is Aries involved in the World Title Series?' Look, Austin Aries is the smartest man in the history of professional wrestling, he's a former world champion, there's a group called Group Champions, and Aries found his way in the World Title Series." Uh, OK? And maybe don't call those critical of the show's idiotic elements "net nerds". Probably not a great idea to insult the few people still watching Impact.
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