"The Drifter" Elias Samson heads to the ring, as Tom mentions that little is known about the man beyond him playing his guitar outside wrestling venues up and down the country. Graves hilariously remarks, "Listen, he shows up in his Johnny Depp starter kit, he comes out there with a guitar that he never plays, and he doesn't want to talk to anybody." He adds that he did some "journalism" of his own by talking to some of his old buddies in Pittsburgh, and that some of them spotted someone resembling Samson "standing by the jukebox at Mario's, playing Nickelback over and over again." Brilliant.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
