2 Ups & 5 Downs From AEW Dark (Jan 14)
4. Boring Shhhhhhhhhh*t
It's been a while since Peter Avalon and Leva Bates have taken residence in this column's Downs section, such is their usage rate at the moment, though the tiresome duo were back in full effect last night, working the same, boring shhhhh shtick as before.
Yes, this gimmick is bad by design, but it's tedious to watch. So-bad-it's-good doesn't work without charm, and there's nothing charming about 'Pretty Peter' rattling off the same series of "this town" barbs before Leva grabs the stick and apologies for her partner - a character tick that, up to this point, has gone absolutely nowhere.
Maybe it'd be more palatable if this act drew significant heat, but alas. This writer would be hitting the mute button whenever the Librarians appeared if not for this column.