20 Best Wrestling Insults Ever

18. 'Your Arms Are Just Too Short To Box With God'

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CM Punk's place as one of the greatest talkers in professional wrestling history was assured long before the infamous pipe bomb promo, but the enhanced spotlight it afforded him in WWE brought out the best in Punk.

The Straight Edge Superstar would give some of the most memorable tirades in recent history, and his microphone battles with The Rock gave him another opportunity to take his frustrations out on one of the reasons they were so strong.

The most memorable line to come out of the time saw Punk put himself above all, perfectly displaying his confidence and belief that Rock didn't deserve his spot.

'Your arms are just too short to box with God'.

It is insulting, it is deluded and it is brilliant. Punk was responsible for many great one-liners, but this may just have been his finest.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.