This is Kane's third time on the list, but there is simply no one who creates a bromance quite like him. Okay, so Kane and Undertaker may have the most confusing wrestling relationship of all time. For starters, the two are storyline brothers, but not real life ones. Their backstories are incredibly fun, but amazingly convoluted and filled with an obscene amount of death that should have landed them both in prison many times over. In 1997, Paul Bearer had a disturbing secret of Taker's that he was threatening to unveil. We found out that he had a brother, and his name was Kane. He was believed to have died in a fire that Undertaker started that also killed their parents. But Undertaker was convinced that it was Kane who started it. Kane later tried to murder The Undertaker by starting a coffin on fire that he was trapped in. He also tried to murder a stage hand with a fireball. At one point, Taker tried to murder Paul Bearer (Kane tried as well), and also confessed to murdering their parents years ago. If you can get past all of that, then the pairing has been a blast whenever they face-off or team up. The Brothers of Destruction remain one of the toughest tag teams the company has ever had. In 2013, they teamed up with Daniel Bryan to battle The Shield, and we found out that Taker doesn't have a cell phone. It's hard to say if they'll ever join forces or battle each other again, but by the time they both retire, it will be impossible to think about one's career without thinking of the other.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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