20 Most Horrifically Stupid Things That Ever Happened In WWE

3. Vince McMahon Aka "Dr. Hiney" Operates On Jim Ross' Ass

Legendary WWE announcer Jim Ross needed colon surgery in October 2005, so he asked for time off. He was storyline fired by Linda McMahon and then two weeks later on October 24, 2005 it was Vince McMahon that decided to mock Ross' operation. McMahon was dressed as a doctor in the segment known €œDr. Hiney€ and he had a busty nurse named €œNurse Slobberknockers€ with an S at the end of it because JR was known for saying €œslobberknocker€ a lot. It was shot from the end of a table, so all we could see was a black cowboy hat on a patient€™s table while McMahon was on the other end where the ass was. It was basically a chance for McMahon, the WWE Chairman that was 60 years old at the time, to make ass jokes. He said they had a crack staff, there were farting noises, there were other comedy moments including the Oklahoma fight song and various JR quotes throughout. Dr. Hiney also pulled out the following objects from the ass: BBQ sauce, a football, an owl, a prosthetic hand (€œMae Young€™s other hand€), a goldfish and an Oklahoma football helmet. He also used a drill to open him up some more and then yanked out a Stone Cold water bottle, which led to €œStone Cold€ audio played some more. The Jaws of Life were also used. Lastly, they yanked out the head of JR so McMahon could say that JR had his own head up his ass. The skit ended with Dr. Hiney putting Nurse Slobberknockers on the operating table, then she moaned in pleasure and a JR voice said: €œMy God, look at the carnage here.€ The segment took seven minutes, accomplished absolutely nothing and showed that there was nothing McMahon wouldn't do to humiliate Ross, even though he was one of his best employees. It's one thing to do something for heel heat. This segment didn't even accomplish that. It was just ridiculously bad.