20 Most Ridiculous WWE Action Figures Ever Released

9. S.T.O.M.P Series Ahmed Johnson

Well, apart from the fact that it looks like someone has liposuctioned Johnson€™s face to within a millimetre of its life, it€™s the accessories that make us just ask €˜what the hell was going on here€™? The S.T.O.M.P series was like the Maximum Sweat series. They were hideous toys that seemingly served no purpose that got multiple series because apparently they were pretty popular. The characters were all supposed to be some sort of secret military police, so they all got ludicrous accessories. But it€™s hard to find any more ridiculous than Ahmed€™s. A chainsaw is one thing, but why would one of the most menacing weapons be accompanied with a straw hat? Any hat at all is confusing, but a wide brimmed straw hat? That is the decor of middle aged women who don€™t want to get sunburned planting petunias. A monstrous wrestling heel wielding a chainsaw probably isn€™t the right character for this ensemble.
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