20 Most Ridiculous WWE Action Figures Ever Released

17. Royal Rumble Mark Henry

The sight of a 400 pound plus Mark Henry climbing into a hot tub wearing nothing but a small pair of jocks is the kind of vision that haunted many of us viewers. Mark seems like a great guy and we have a lot of time for the man. But even the biggest Mark Henry mark (see what we did there) was probably willing to admit this was more of the World€™s Strongest Man than we ever needed to see. Apparently though, this universal revulsion meant that an action figure of Henry in a skimpy pair of jocks had to be created to the delight of nobody. What€™s weird is that this is a Royal Rumble figure. There was no time where Mark Henry was bold enough to enter the rumble wearing so little, and thank goodness. The mental vision of seeing Henry climbing into the hot tub was bad enough €“ we don€™t need to imagine the inevitable close ups of his south bridge that we would be treated to if this is what he actually wore in a match like that.
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