20 Reasons Why Last Night's WWE Raw Was An Absolute Mess
5. 9 Weeks
WWE think you're stupid, and because they think you're stupid, they feel the need to spell everything out for you.
Lana noted that she first slept with Bobby Lashley seven weeks ago. She came back to this a moment later, saying that a doctor told her she was a "perfectly healthy woman who is nine weeks pregnant." That would have sufficed. Most people over the age of four understand how numbers work, for f*cks sake, but WWE had to explain it for you anyway, noting that nine is, indeed, a bigger number than seven, so Rusev, not Lashley, was the baby's daddy.
Weird that they write like they're catering to pre-school children when their average viewer is way over 50 years old.