20 Reasons Why Last Night's WWE Raw Was An Absolute Mess
4. Oh F*ck Off
The Revival's ongoing feud with The Usos is the dumbest storyline in professional wrestling at the moment, and it isn't even close.
WWE followed last week's back-shaving mishap by having those cheeky scamps Jimmy and Jey dive back into their big book of high school pranks. The second hour saw them scampering around backstage, looking all mischevious as they bumbled around a locker-room, before their plan was sprung in the third. The Revival emerged for a scheduled bout with Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows. There, it was revealed that The Usos had rubbed "Ucey Hot" into their trunks, leading to Dash Wilder and Scott Wilder "hilariously" selling their burned crotches by humping the floor and rubbing jackets on their nether regions, "peaking" with the duo pouring water on their balls before shrieking and running to the back. Brilliant.
WWE are trying to humiliate The Revival on their way out of the company, but does that even work anymore? Surely this is going to rally fans against WWE, not The Revival, leading to an even bigger pop when they eventually show up somewhere else?
Vince McMahon isn't diminishing Dash and Dawson with this trash, but his own product.