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10. "How D'ya Like A Taste Of The Good Life You Sack Of Sh*t?!"

EC3 Buried
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EC3 probably thought that this week's Raw was going to be his big night.

Having struggled to make a mark throughout his three months on the main roster, and barely even making television most weeks, the former Impact Wrestling standout, we were told, was demanding competition. In his character's head, this probably meant a springboard victory over whatever poor, unfortunate sap was deluded enough to answer his call. In Vince McMahon's head, it meant Braun Strowman beating the absolute sh*t out of EC3.

This was hilarious. Instead of wrestling EC3, Strowman battered him like a Mars Bar in a dirty Scottish takeaway. A brutish pummeling took both men up the ramp and to the main entrance way, where the ripped jobber's life was ended by a Chokeslam through a panel set up by the stage.

So much for "competition," Pec Boy. Get wrecked.

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Andy has been with WhatCulture for eight years and is currently WhatCulture's Wrestling Channel Manager. A writer, presenter, and editor with 10+ years of experience in online media, he has been a sponge for all wrestling knowledge since playing an old Royal Rumble 1992 VHS to ruin in his childhood. Having previously worked for Bleacher Report, Andy specialises in short and long-form writing, video presenting, voiceover acting, and editing, all characterised by expert wrestling knowledge and commentary. Andy is as much a fan of 1985 Jim Crockett Promotions as he is present-day AEW and WWE - just don't make him choose between the two.