While fans didn't think very highly of "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and "Too Hot" Scott Taylor's tag team of Too Much, they were singing a different tune when the duo donned garish clothing and danced around the ring to flashing lights and hip hop music as "Grandmaster Sexay" and "Scotty 2 Hotty," collectively known as Too Cool. Their villainous vibe soon faded as fans warmed up to them and their desire to simply dance, dance, dance! In fact, Taylor would take it to the next level by incorporating dancing into his moveset, resulting in the ridiculous but crowdraising signature move, "The Worm." The team became even bigger when they added the sumo Rikishi Phatu to their ranks. A monster in the ring with a penchant for cramming his opponents' faces up his posterior with the Stink Face, Rikishi would freeze up when the music hit and his mood mellowed once one of his teammates placed a seemingly magical pair of sunglasses on his face, turning him into a dancing machine. Of course, all is fair in love and championship titles, and sometimes even the power of dance isn't enough to stop a Samoan from reaching his goals. The 2000 Royal Rumble would be proof enough of that, as everyone would learn when the trio had the ring to themselves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFqdWoJMpQ Fortunately, Too Cool took their eliminations in stride, and it all worked out eventually anyway. Collectively, the group would have four championship reigns between them as Too Cool held the WWF Tag Team Championship, Scotty the Light Heavyweight Championship, Rikishi the Intercontinental Championship, and Scotty and Rikishi holding the WWE Tag Team Championship.
Former Nintendo Power writer, current Nintendo Force writer. Wrote the book on Mega Man (The Robot Master Field Guide). Was once fired by Vince McMahon. Dabbles in video games, comic books, toys, and fast food curiosities. Once had a new species of exotic bird named after him. It died.
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