5. Dixie Carter Has An Action Figure...For Some Reason
When Dixie Carter heads to the ring to give Jeff Jarrett her decision at the end of the show, the fans are informed that they can buy her action figure from the TNA online store. But, but why? She's not a wrestler, she's not a colorful manager nor is she a particularly interesting character, so why on Earth would anyone buy a figure of her? It'd be like the WWE releasing a figure of late-90s Pat Patterson. There's surely no real audience for it, because outside of the most prolific and obsessive collectors buying it, why could playing with a Dixie figure be any fun at all?
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