20 WTF Moments From TNA Impact (August 26)

2. Jeff Jarrett Calls Drew Galloway A "Long Drink Of Scotland Water"

Jarrett's response to being accused of the attacks was to say to Galloway, "Listen to me you long drink of Scotland water..." Even ignoring the clumsiness of the line, Jarrett doesn't seem to realise that "long/tall glass of water" is largely used to note someone's physical attractiveness these days. Jarrett may have been trying to see that Galloway is tall and lanky, but he ended up basically hitting on the guy. Ah, the rampant (not to mention hilarious) homo-eroticism of professional wrestling rears its head once again.
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