5. Triple H Tries To Avenge His Multi-Mouthed Pomeranian (Blade: Trinity, 2004)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIaUZxAcrts There are a lot of great things about writing for WhatCulture, but chief among them is the ability to construct sentences like the subheadline of this entry. In Blade: Trinity, Triple H plays a vampire henchman obsessed with his toy dog (the dog is also a vampire, and has a three-way-opening mouth to prove it). The always-delightful Ryan Reynolds manages to trick the dog into falling to its death, but he soon falls into the clutches of an angry Jarko Grimwood (H). Grimwood and Hannibal King (Reynolds) fight it out with lots of wrestling moves, and the big guy actually does a job, letting Reynolds blow him up into fire and dust. Try cutting a 20-minute promo after that.
Scott Fried is a Slammy Award-winning* writer living and working in New York City. He has been following/writing about professional wrestling for many years and is a graduate of Lance Storm's Storm Wrestling Academy. Follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/scottfried.
*Best Crowd of the Year, 2013