Here's what I learned while watching Smackdown: collectively drinking 298 bottles of wine gets you to 'Brie Mode', apparently. I've been wondering for months just what the hell 'Brie mode' is and, apparently, it's just downing booze and getting off-your-face drunk. Nikki Mode, on the other hand, must be when you squeeze your comically size breasts into a top that's at least two sizes two small. I can safely say that I've achieved at least one of these modes (I'll leave you to guess which).
