After Dolph Ziggler destroys Bo Dallas in just a few minutes flat, a fan holds up the sign, "Why is your hair soooooo wet?". Asking the important questions. Considering the tradition of wrestlers doing it for no discernible reason (looking at you here, Triple H and Roman Regns), it's a perfectly valid question. Why, Dolph, why?
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