14. Storm Smashes The Keg Into Bram's Balls...Twice
Storm beats down Bram on the outside of the ring and then parks the beer keg by his crotch before smashing the keg into his gonads with a steel chair. The crowd naturally goes nuts (pun intended), chanting "One more time!" as Pope hopes that Bram isn't planning on having any kids in the near-future. Storm then repeats the move, smashing the Chesterfield Plague's nether-regions to pieces.
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