As the Feast or Fired briefcase "winners" are shown backstage (that's Eli Drake, James Storm, Grado and Drew Galloway), Drake seems especially enamoured with his briefcase, cuddling it lovingly, giving it the goo-goo eyes and rubbing his face against it. Sure, it suits his character and all, but that doesn't make it any less creepy...
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.